We have a problem

I swear shoes are now following me. I can't help myself. I am going to have to go to shoe rehab. Just found these today. Steve Madden, platforms, 5 inches with a wicker base. Like a platform basket. I am obsessed with platforms right now. That makes me trendy right ?? forget shame they were 10 bucks. actually $9.25 . I couldn't resist... really really. The woman doth protest too much. Rehab, yeah...